Boo to AIM Express for not working right now.

Here's some more five things (I have made this the longest meme ever). I wrote it while I was stuck at the Receptionist desk for three hours today because everyone else was at a luncheon. There's a job I shouldn't have.

Five Things Emily Gilmore Keeps Hidden in a Closet

1. One (hideous) paisley orange ( Read more... )

Five Situations where the phrase “Where are my elephants?” might arise, erm, “naturally”

1. Some rat-thieving bastard steals select items of your Animal Crackers. “Where are my elephants?!”
2.  Someone tells your wanna-be-hipster boss that “elephant” is the new “dawg.”         “Where arrrrre my elephants at?”
3. You join an ( Read more... )

1. When we went to Karaoke and you sang Disney songs, and it was more fun because you shared in the dorky singing love. Which can be applied to a couple of instances now that I think about it.
2. Aquarium! And looking at the pretty fish. And how we got sort of lost riding around. Houston is funny that way.
3. When ( Read more... )

Thanks to Hina and William for the requests.

I'm still kicking around some ideas for the others. These are just the shabby remnants of what first came to mind.

Five things Peter Parker has always wanted to do
(AN: My knowledge of the Spiderman 'verse is so patchwork and of such dubious origin that I honestly could not ( Read more... )

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My Personality

Neuroticism

75
Extraversion

4
Openness To Experience

43
Agreeableness

84
Conscientiousness

66
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Because Joss did it. And I was bored waiting for William to get home from work. What is this productive you speak of?

Simultaneously in no order and in an order that only makes sense to me. I tried to keep it limited to one character per show, but halfway through I realized that was impossible and kind of stupid.

I kept it to TV, because if I ( Read more... )

D is for Danessa

1. Decromancy and Decoupage- You know I had to do it. I really like making up words, and Jenna, Jason, and I are particularly fond of the first one. The other one I did not make up, but like accoutrements, it is fun to say. Also, a nice addition to any metal song. Look out for my future metal band’s (which will be called “ ( Read more... )

1. X-Files- Ahh, the progenitor of my TV obsessions. I really, really loved the X-Files, y’all. Back when my brother still loved me and craved my attention, he would enter my dark lair of a bedroom every Sunday and we’d watch it together. We’d usually watch the Simpsons, too, but XF was by far the most important. It’s really hard for me not to be ( Read more... )

Jenna, the only one of you that I like anymore, made the reasonable request for 10 items that begin with the letter “P.”

1. Protractors- What the hell are these things good for other than mocking me? Yes, angles, architecture blah blah crapcakes, but seriously. I have never used one of these things successfully. Aaaaaaand the not-so-great ( Read more... )